I picked Joseph for the following reasons...
1) He was first
2) He asked permission to pick someone from the past
3) He referenced the fourth dimension
4) He chose Mitch Vogel
Get a load of that cowboy!
Congrats Joseph! Please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org in order to claim your prize.
Thanks to everyone who participated. We'll be having more of these in the future, so don't be discouraged if you didn't win this time.